There's a Gopher In My Lunch Box
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There's a gopher in my Lunch Box
What do I do with a Gopher
In my lunch box?

The gopher's stealing my waffles
Why did my mom pack me
Waffles for lunch?

[[ Gopher ]]

Gopher!
Why you gotta be so mean?
I see ya takin' a shit in my
Kid's Cuisine!

Gopher!
Why you gotta be a douche?
Like Hitler exterminatin'
All my juice!

A lunch box's no place
For gopher's!
Now get out
You've fucked me over!

All I want was to
Enjoy my meal
Now I can't
What's your deal?

[repeat indefinitely]