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Battle of the Manwhore

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Credits & Info

Date
02/29/2012
File Info
Song
1.2 MB
1 min 16 sec
Score
4.47 / 5.00

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Score:
Rated 4.47 / 5 stars
Plays & Downloads:
1,243 Plays | 79 Downloads
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Genres:
Electronic - Techno
Tags:
cthulhu
squid
fernando
manwhore

Author Comments

Fernando the Squid Hunting Manwhore is property of Greasy Moose and Sexual-Lobster. Not me. But it's still funny.

Picture creds: http://browse.deviantart.
com/?qh=&section=&q=ferna ndo+manwhore#/d3k3aus

Peer into my gaping mouth
Let your eyes wander south
Place the yoghurt in my orifice
Grant me access to your process

Place the squishies in my hand
Let me be in your command
Have a seat and let me feel
I promise you a tasty meal

Cut the cheese and have a sneeze
And then you'll let me squeezy-squeeze
Talk the talk and strut the strut
And stroke the stroke and grab the nuts

Let me taste your salty sweat
Let me touch you where you're wet
Take a whiff of manly smell
And let me place you in my spell (spell spell spell spell...)

Ooooooh ahhhhhh uhhhhhhh ahhhhhh (x2)

Let us do some Chemistry
You and I were meant to be
Blow the dope and smoke the crack
Come and give my ass a smack

Come to Papa, do not quiver
I will get rid of your shivers
Let me share with you my heat
I promise you a tasty treat

Come with me to far away
I'll show you the end of days
I will let you be my captor
My master Velociraptor

Deep in the Pacific Ocean
Cthulhu waits to drink our love potion
The ultimate battle for all time
Cthulhu, Raptor, Optimus Prime

Reviews


CerzakCerzak

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 21, 2012

Funny song! great job!



VanDiiVanDii

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars March 28, 2012

This is pretty funny.


Sottaceti responds:

Thanks bro, I'm a huge fan of Fernando and the Greasy Moose comics and cartoons, and Sexual-Lobster, so just had to.


5Camo55Camo5

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars February 29, 2012

...This isn't techno!


Sottaceti responds:

Cool.