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Entry for Osuka's Ngfigure Voice Acting Contest: /bbs/topic/1275545/

Kinda tore my throat a bit here (that's what I get for not warming up) but here it is! Here's the script for those interested:

My name is Percival Meredith Swineherd III
otherwise known as.... The Grumpy Professor.

Now it appears that I have earned this reputation for "grumpiness"
as the case may be, due to, and I quote

"Being a singular sort of curmedgeon, which is to say,
an absolute bastard" end quote.

Nonsense! I say! I have several signed affadavits
from several professionals in the field of sociality
who attest! that I am none of that rubbish.

Why I am the veritable LIFE of the party!
I mean, when I do get invited to parties, which is not very often.

But when I DO! I am the purveyor of witty quips and repartees
Such as this uh, yes! Such as this particular anecdote.


One day, a young man, a man of legal drinking age
whatever that may be in your country of origin
And you see this young man, he walks into a drinking establishment
for the purpose of purchasing alcohol for personal consumption
NOT for distribution to minors no no no this is not that sort of joke
And I must STRESS that breaking the law
Is not funny. In the least.
And you should be ASHAMED for either partaking in it,
or finding amusement in such stories - however "tall" they may be.

Where was I?
On yes!
Young man. Drinking establishment.
So this young man, this young man he SPEAKS and he says:
"Ouch! I have hurt myself!"

Ha! And the reason he exclaimed such a thing was
because he had WALKED into a and I said all that wrong didn't I?

Ahhhh fiddlesticks."


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