Arrangement and lyrics by myself
Vocals by Serenamidori

Rarity
She's the best pony
She is fabulous
At least Spike thinks so
Rarity
Come and get your gown
For the great galloping ~ gala
Oh yes it's so true - yeah!

Emerald
Sapphire
Diamond
Not any jewel will do
Oh come on
What is that
You look so
ridiculous

Rarity
she's so tel-en-ted
She makes dresses for
Princess Celestia
What the heck?
Why can't she get a
free ticket to the ball
Now she's gotta go bug Twilight Sparkle

Oh no
Which friend
will she
give the ticket to
It better Be
All for me
Or I swear
I will bite her!

Hairty
Touched by Poison Joke
Hair is everywhere
I can't do anything ~ With this
Swear to God
Crazy are dreadlocks
I mean what the hey
I look a lot like - Knuckles the Echidna

Scissors
Fi-re
Chainsaw
Nothing's working working working
Please change back
Please change back
Please change back
Oh Zecora!

Rarity
She's high society
Everypony
Should just know of her name
Rarity
You have a lot of weird
boyfriends oh yeah
and now it's time to name them
here we go!

Blue blood
Fancy Pants
And that
one rock it was named Tom
No Hold On
I was just
Kidding Ah!
Rairty she's the best!
Yeah!!