So, more electronic shit from me, started out as a hip-hop drum beat I sequenced, added bass and a square wave, and piano, and kept adding on and on and on until the gods of the Carolina's Himalayas had enough and shit out this massive shitty shit.

Loops? Yes. Used like any other Garageband "original" song? Hellz no. Hence part of the title, I "sliced and diced" a few drum loops after throwing my original shit in, then took the record scratch samples and actually made something cool-sounding out of them. Gotta love the old school turntable sounding stuff. (I'm also gonna work on a soundfont for future scratching stuff, hopefully will sound a lot cooler. I don't have any turntables or sample records, so no real scratching for now, but if you want, I can make a second version for any rap artists out there. (Yeah, like anyone's gonna use this.)

Listen, enjoy, hate, love, review, criticize, do not ingest, not for use with any pain medications, may be harmful to pets and children, results may vary.