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Oct 23, 2011 | 1:56 AM EDT
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2.6 MB
1 min 53 sec
4.06 / 5.00

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Voice Acting - Comedy

Author Comments

Alright, this is my trollubmission for the Voice Acting Contest negative 7! I really gave it my all, hope its up to par with all the other terrible voice actors on here. All sound effects I made myself, all voices done by me (and my frieeeeends - Kickin' in the front seat Sittin' in the back seat - gotta make my mind up, which seat can I taaaaake?) and SirKillington's 4th placer' was the inspiration. Enjoy :D


-:: Sorrow ::- by Computer112 /audio/listen/381183

Pain to deal with by NordicHazard /audio/listen/443725

Epic Orchestral WIP by TranceCrafter /audio/listen/446496



Rated 5 / 5 stars

I... I'm gonna cry...


i totally meant my SOUL 'cause it's so DEEEP

MichaelJ responds:



Rated 5 / 5 stars


I liked the part where River talk'd

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MichaelJ responds:

River? What? Who is River?


Rated 5 / 5 stars


You sir, have the best entry I have ever heard.

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MichaelJ responds:

Vot5 E.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

negative VAC7 Comments

The music was a bit loud. You don't want it to take away from your actual vocals. Also, you had some puffs into your mic. Maybe think about getting a better pop filter. I liked your range and I enjoyed that "droopy" voice. The blonde voices were really good and I really liked this skit in itself!

Overall very good skit. I'm kind of a sucker for just terrible, childish humor and this skit was full of it. The acting was believable even that voice that sounded like she had a mouth full of food. Which I wanted to say didn't work at all for the character but after having listened the the whole skit just sounds exactly like it should. I also love the serious start that quickly takes a 180 about half way through. I didn't mind the Salad Snake voice as much as I though I would as well. Again, overall very amusing.


The father, or whoever the adult was, his voice seemed to switch from a fatherly figure, to salad snake... what the hell? Other then that your acting was consistant and quite good. All but the narrators voices are unique. The narrator and fathers voices have some similarity, which keeps me from giving a perfect score. I'm not sure how to approach this, the dad turning into snake had me a bit baffled on how to rate his fit. Aside from that each characters voice has a decent fit. It is extremely rare to have an apocalyptic submission where the characters die in the end. or at least in the manner they died from. Excellent sound effects and use of music, added a lot of tension throughout the part where the characters were hiding.. before it went into comedy mode. Backstory definately brings the apocalyse into view, everything makes sense, nothing much to comment on here

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MichaelJ responds:

Thank you everyone for your reviews. I am really going to take everything you guys said to heart and try to bring something fresh to the table. Thank you for the opportunity and experience that will help shape me into something great :D


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Almost didn't finish listening...

Salad Snake, that's what I was thinking. The range is good at some parts and bad at other parts. The music is good, as are some of the sound effects. Some of them are annoying. The acting is okay. The story really did it for me, it is just too immature.

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MichaelJ responds:

Come on, the Apocalypse can be funny. I'd be laughin.