Score: 10
"Zoo torso"
date: February 25, 2006
Huh, not sure what to do here...i'm not fat, but slightly overweight...do you suggest that I cut off my torso and send it to the zoo?
At the zoo:
"Ah, we have another cage today"
"But wait, why is it covered?"
"I dunno, let's see who it's from"
"I can't find a name tag..."
"Oh well, then - let's look at it"
"HOLY SHIT!"
Funny, loud, strange song.
Author's Response:
Get to the zoo! You'll be pleased to know that after all these years I can still scream like that even though my voice is pretty deep.