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1 min 13 sec
4.46 / 5.00

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Fernando's back with another dangerously erotic musical romp designed to impregnate your ears with his web seed.

At first he was concerned that singing about his hideously erogenous way of life would influence the more impressionable among his slavering fans to follow in his footsteps, but over time he became confident that it will be obvious upon first viewing that there can only be one Manwhore and that his is a hard life filled with beautiful women, loose bags of change and vast quantities of yoghurt.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

''strugling with modernaty, a whore for all eternity!'' thats 1 of my favorite parts, like all other parts... ah, whatever does it matter that i like the wholl song!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Day 36: Finally perfected the scent. The trick was a potent blend of scorpion neurotoxin analogue with a mixture of various musks and extracts from the civet cat. Draws females of any and all species like flies on a delicious moist cowpat. A brief entry, diary, as I am fatigued from sexual adventures with more species than I can count.
Day 67: Gooseman visited today. I wonder, is it normal for other men to emerge from a meeting with their friends with their nipples bleeding? And if it is, do I truly want normal?
Day 125: No escape from the dungeon seems possible. The Sorority of Like-Minded Fernando-Lovers clasps their manacles tight, and their thighs tighter. I wonder, when will I taste the cool kiss of goats-milk yoghurt and delicious crystalline cocaine again?

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

My goodness, I hope you eventually escaped.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

A crack and yoghurt weight loss diet. Sounds legit.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I put this on while I was doing some work and it was only after about 45 minutes that I thought ''...This is a long song" So, as it allowed me to forget about the loop setting: 5 STARS !


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Is it wrong...

That I have made this my unofficial theme song?
That I wish I hunted squid for more reasons than just being like Fernando?
That I downloaded this song, along with Dance?
That I can listen to this and Dance for hours on end without getting sick of them?
No. But it is wrong that I have manwhore web seed in my ears.

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Sexual-Lobster responds:

it is not wrong. it is just.