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Mar 8, 2011 | 1:45 AM EST
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2.6 MB
2 min 49 sec
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3.40 / 5.00

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Hip Hop, Rap, R&B - Hip Hop - Modern
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Author Comments

School project my friend and I made. Pretty easy to make gangsta rap if you ask me...

It's about the Opium wars going on around 1839, and how the Chinese commissioner Lin was really pissed at Queen Victoria for trading all of this opium to his people. She retaliates, and a rap battle ensues.

You'll probably understand this more if you're in ap world history xD

INTRO
Comissioner Lin
I'm Mr. Lin
We have our silk
And you really smell like spoiled milk

You have your factories,
We have our rice fields
At least our women know when to yield

Queen Victoria
I'm queen Vicky,
Leader of our land,
You're so primitive
You act like a caveman

You're like our farmers we had
several hundred years ago
And you've got no factories
You've got some room to grow!

VERSE 1
Commissioner Lin
We may have liked your silver
You keep dumping it at our door
But you only need Canton
So stop cryin' for more

Now get out of China
Because we see the light
The only way to kick your butt
is if we start the fight! (Background OOOOHHHH!!!!)

Queen Victoria
The only thing you guys will take
Is oh-pi-um
And if we can only have Canton,
Then we'll just have to fight until our ports are fat and plumb

And we have big guns,
you do not,
so here,
why don't you take a load of pot

CHORUS
Background people: Bang bang shoot that gun
smoke some pot and have some fun
L: Stop giving my people drugs!
V: But they like it!
L: They're becoming thugs!

Background people: Bang bang shoot that gun
Smoke some pot and have some fun
Lin: Chinese ethnocentrism!
Victoria: British pride!
Background People: Lets get high!

VERSE 2
Queen Victoria
You shouldn't be haten while your people are dyin'
from a cause that's your fault; your people are cryin
'cuz we're pissed about the billions:
billions of dope you wasted and threw in the water
Now you gettin' slaughtered!

Commissioner Lin
Well maybe you shouldn't act like you're our mothah
You shouldn't be talkin' when you can't control your brothers
Your brothers in America's who I'm talkin' about
back when you got beaten by a bunch of farmers and girl scouts!

Queen Victoria
Well now we've fought two wars and wiped your butt with your own silk
The treaty you broke is like spittin' out your mother's milk
Commisioner Lin
But she should know her place!
Queen Victoria
Not when she's the one feedin' your face
and now I see why you're the one bein' put in your place, yo!

Chorus
Background people: Bang bang shoot that gun
smoke some pot and have some fun
L: Stop giving my people drugs!
V: But they like it!
L: They're becoming thugs!

Background people: Bang bang shoot that gun
Smoke some pot and have some fun
Lin: Chinese ethnocentrism!
Victoria: British pride!
Background People: Lets get high!

Reviews


Navy-BlueSkyNavy-BlueSky

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Entertaining

Haha this is pretty awesome for a school project. My only problem is that I couldn't understand some of the stuff that was being said, so thanks for posting lyrics.

Love the instrumentation. It's pretty awesome. I'm thinking that the voices are a little bit too loud though. Maybe back them off just a little bit so that the music is there to accent it and be a background rather than just a cushion.

And just ignore the idiot below me.


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lidlurch responds:

Yeah, I made the instrumentation first, so I didn't really accent the music. I also tried to make the voices as loud as possible without taking away from the song TOO much, so that people could understand what we were saying better.


imthinkinarbysimthinkinarbys

Rated 0 / 5 stars

TERRIBLE

this shit is fucking stupid. whoever wrote this should go die in a fucking hole. GOD THIS SHIT IS TERRIBLE



Cruzon63Cruzon63

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HOLY SHIT

THIS IS SO FUCKING HILLARIOUS