Things that happen:
A lesson in croshaying.
Whales are liked and are built interstellar vessels with which to explore the galaxy and time travel.
Someone borrowed Street Fighter IV for too long.
Dave spills bong water on his friends parents bed.
Someone doesn't know how to scrabble eggs.
Pookie get's some loving.
Someone really enjoy lucky charms and laments the side effect of sugar crisp.
Someone get's run over. And possibly has an orgasm.
Someone counts four geese in a park.
Someone feeds a manatee a whole head of cabbage.
Dale get's his tonsils removed.
Magically delicious
This had me laughing very hard. I really like your humor the lucky charms was my favorite followed by the whales. I am with SirUndead with the mic crackle issue. But like he said a better mic will most definitely solve that. Keep up the good work.
Righteous
This was hilarious. One big problem is that your mic kinda crackles when you get loud, but without a higher quality mic that's something you can't really beat.
But I really loved this, the whale thing had me laughing.
Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.
Bibbly 
