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Feb 19, 2011 | 12:16 AM EST
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10.4 MB
4 min 34 sec
Score
3.23 / 5.00

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Rated 3.23 / 5 stars
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Genres:
Hip Hop, Rap, R&B - Hip Hop - Modern
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Author Comments

My first attempt at a rap. About drinking before baby sitting. I know it's lame but it's kind of funny right?

:D

Gotta meet up at my parent's friend's house
Tonight a certain misters taken out his spouse
And I got a job for five bucks an hour
The kinda job that makes a grown man cry in the shower
These folks got kids like spokes on rims
Talkin 5 little girls and boys at seven
Watchin em til eleven
Might not make it through
So in this situation, there's only one thing to do

Yo, I'm pre gamin
Before baby sittin
I couldn't take it any other way
Before I loose, my sanity I choose
To sip on booze and watch em fade away
Uh

This ain't no party, no social event
The kinda practice that quickly sees your patience spent
These kids don't have, any discipline
They run around frantic makin my head spin
Since little Johnny won't, stay put in his bunk
I tell em shut the fuck up and I get a little drunk
I pull out the vodka, and drown in the scotch
So I can't feel the pain when little billy kicks me in the crotch

Susie is 5 months, all she does is cry and weep
So I bake on smoke intake and shake her back to sleep
Donald poops his pants, and Markus pees in plants
But I'm so fucking wasted all I do is sing and dance
Watching pornographics, on the big screen TV
The kids sit and stare, and shake uncontrollably
Yeah I warped their minds, the mental relapse grinds
But I just drink more liquer and earn another dime

Yo, I'm pre gamin
Before baby sittin
I couldn't take it any other way
Before I loose, my sanity I choose
To sip on booze and watch em fade away
Uh

Phil won't stay in the tub, or brush his God Damn teeth
So I hang him upside down and play some Halo Reach
I couldn't deal with the shpeel, that emits from Neal
So I drink till I'm shwasty and can no longer feel
Fucking kids making noise, breaking all their toys
Drowning in the pool and I'd feel like a fool
But I'm so damn drunk, yeah a fuck off role model
Pourin whiskey and beer into the babies bottle

Then I hear a car door, pick the bottles off the floor
Throw the kids in their bed, splash some water on my head
Tell the kids that if they say, what has happened that day
I'll come back and kill em with this shiny machete

Yo, I'm pre gamin
Before baby sittin
I couldn't take it any other way
Before I loose, my sanity I choose
To sip on booze and watch em fade away
Uh

Reviews


NGtopGunNGtopGun

Rated 5 / 5 stars

>_<

Dis sound bad but I wish my moms hird u; u b sik babysiter!



MickeyMaoMickeyMao

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Decent Attempt

Nice storytelling and lyrics here. Funny material. As for the rap itself; the flow basic and the delivery is a bit too laid back for my liking. Watch your syllable counts on bars a few lines felt rushed and over stressed. Overall pretty good try man, you got a nice progressive building lyric set up, keep em droppin!

-Mao


falling responds:

Appreciate the tips :)

I see exactly what you mean haha


ShallowdreamersShallowdreamers

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Aye!

Honestly... It's dorky as fuck.. but I like dorky shit.. hahaha


falling responds:

I tried to go for something like that haha

I'm quite white.

Thank you :)