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I am a Groovy Bastard

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I am a Groovy Bastard. I've got a real small dick... Thanks to GoreBastard for the help!

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hahahaha

lulz lulz lulz lulz lulz lulz lulz lulz lulz lulz lulz lulz lulz lulz lulz lulz lulz lulz lulz lulz

5/5

CockRider responds:

That's alot of lulz man!

HAHAHAHAH

just when the 'I've got a real small dick" came in, I cracked up.

HAHAHA, but I'm still groovy baby??!? LMAO. AHAHAHA.

\m/

CockRider responds:

Yeah man, I'm one groovy mother fuckré with my small penis!

WTF?

My grandmother shits harder stuff than this. This isn't heavy metal. Why the hell would you brag about a small dick? I would focus more on the instrumentals than the vocals and think up cooler lyrics.

CockRider responds:

Ahh be quiet. You must be the only person that's not figured out that the whole CockRider thing is just a piss take.

My penor hurts!

I feel sorry for your dick ya dickhead. I know your secret you dickheadbastard! XD

Ch33rs and b33rs.

5/7

CockRider responds:

I am a decendent of Hitler.
Sorry for the late reply. Forgot about this stupid account!

hahahahhaahha!!

HILARIOUS!!!! :-D

CockRider responds:

GoreBastard sucks cocks.

Credits & Info

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Listens
3,163
Faves:
4
Downloads
242
Votes
7
Score
4.14 / 5.00

Uploaded
Dec 14, 2005
2:48 AM EST
Genre
Heavy Metal
File Info
Song
1.7 MB
1 min 28 sec

Licensing Terms

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