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I am a Groovy Bastard


Date Submitted

12/14/2005 | 02:48AM EST

File Information

Heavy Metal Song | 1.7 MB | 1 min 28 sec

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Current Score

4.29 / 5.00

Score Rank: #12,700
Popularity Rank: #15,545

46 votes

380 listens

112 downloads

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Author Comments

I am a Groovy Bastard. I've got a real small dick... Thanks to GoreBastard for the help!

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Average Score: 7.6 / 10

Score: 1
MornaAure

"WTF?"

date: January 24, 2008

My grandmother shits harder stuff than this. This isn't heavy metal. Why the hell would you brag about a small dick? I would focus more on the instrumentals than the vocals and think up cooler lyrics.

June 13, 2008

Author's Response:

Ahh be quiet. You must be the only person that's not figured out that the whole CockRider thing is just a piss take.

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Score: 10
DarKsidE555

"My penor hurts!"

date: January 30, 2006

I feel sorry for your dick ya dickhead. I know your secret you dickheadbastard! XD

Ch33rs and b33rs.

5/7

Author's Response:

I am a decendent of Hitler.
Sorry for the late reply. Forgot about this stupid account!

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Score: 8
MissGorebastard

"hahahahhaahha!!"

date: December 20, 2005

HILARIOUS!!!! :-D

Author's Response:

GoreBastard sucks cocks.

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Score: 10
Gaz-Metal

"Small"

date: December 14, 2005

You small dicked bastard. Your diplomatic immunity has just expired. Who is the dickedd now eh?

Author's Response:

the dick head is you. the dick head is you.

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Score: 9
speedmetalmessiah

"Hahaha"

date: December 14, 2005

Funny tune man.The riffs were cool and the lyrics were funny keep it up.Sorry for the shitty review.

Author's Response:

thanks. your music is cool as fuck.

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