Alright, so let's set the scene.

It's Friday, December 10 near around, oh, 6:45 PM. You and two other film students are crammed in a small, hot recording booth with your wise-cracking audio kids talking smack to you through the headset.

You were SUPPOSED to be recording a simple background track for your friend's *short film, but that finished ages ago. You've got another half hour in the studio before your scheduled time is up, and you gotta return the gear. What to do, what to do ..

Don't lie. You'd bust out into an enthusiastically off-key (yet impressively impromptu!) barbershop tune, explore the styles of contemporary rap, and later channel your inner Mariah too.

AND YOU KNOW IT.

"Knowledge is the key, so get good grades. Bitch."

Additionally, I'm posting this here on Newgrounds instead of working on my 7 page paper. Oh, the irony.

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*It's called "The Homework Dude" and aside from encouraging education it has some of the greatest deadpan, quasi-surrealist humor in existence.

It also has a character exclaiming "GREAT HEAVENS AND JUNEBERRIES!" so you know it's good.

-Sato-