theres a man in the garden with a very large knife

knives are meant for cuttin through things like a head right off the shoulders,
and I can see the mans intentions through his scary smile full of molars

oh god I have a head, and my head is on shoulders
connected right on my neck is a head on some shoulders!

I don't wanna die so I did what I had to do,
before he stepped inside I shot him with my gun,
and buried him in the garden next to the onions

NOW THERES A MAN IN THE GARDEN AND NOW HE'S DEAD
AND HE AIN'T GETTING UP AGAIN!