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Date
11/10/2010
File Info
Song
2.9 MB
2 min 31 sec
Score
4.10 / 5.00

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Genres:
Metal, Rock - Heavy Metal
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Author Comments

First off, this isn't a serious track at all!
After getting drunk in my 'apartyment' one Saturday night, we decided to make a fucking stupid metal song with the most fucked up lyrics our drunken minds could come out with. The name of our band is Michael Jacksons Dick.

Lyrics:
JJ's Part:
Demon Slayer, fuck the womb.
Lick my fucking, (un-known)

Gaz's Part:
I have snakes for hair, but they're not snakes
THEY'RE DICKS!!
I have horse shit in my shoes,
Look at the size,
OF MY BOLLOCKS!!

Maffs Part:
Dipping my balls in toxic waste
Once I farted and shit spat out
- everyone - Shit spat out!

Everyone:
AIDS makes me wet

Lloyd 'Raging' Bulls Part:
Uuuurrrgghhhh
Cumming on a cancer patient

My Part:
Uuuurrrggghhh pube salad,
and cum drenched baby dicks,
Lets get you pregnant so I can drink your breast milk!

Solo - Maff

Everyone:
FUCK OFF
Gay outro riff - Gaz
(then stupid noises)

Reviews


Metallica1136Metallica1136

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 14, 2014

HAHAHAHA this is..fucking amazing.



KwingKwing

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars March 29, 2011

... Wow...

I was having a pretty bad day but this certainly helped. Not exactly the kind of humor I can show to family though. Audio quality deteriorated at some of the loudest parts, though, and the instrumentals were rather repetitive. The entertainment value makes up for it though, not to mention how much effort you put into making something so... Dumb. :|


GoreBastard responds:

Haha, thanks man.
Yeah, keep this shit away from the younger ones! I didn't use a noise gate on the mic so when it gets loud everything sounds shit. I'll remember that next time.
More to come soon hopefully!

Thanks again duder!


duriumdurium

Rated 4 / 5 stars January 28, 2011

well..

Well that was really unique from what others upload here daily! Not really my kind of music but i found it technically good :D


GoreBastard responds:

Thanks dude!!
It was just a joke thing really, glad you appreciate it for what it is!


deathkllr84deathkllr84

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 13, 2010

yep

Good stuff. Is that a real drummer, I've heard those drumming techniques somewhere...hahaha =P

i enjoy this.

4.29 / 5.00 (+ 0.0094)


GoreBastard responds:

Thanks man!
No, it's just a drum machine. That's the standard thrash metal beat that's in almost every fast thrash song ever!


KngforcerKngforcer

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 10, 2010

great one guys

haha u guys rock man, i was havin a shitty day and pretty pissed off but when i listened to this it made me laugh, and pube salad??! lol almost shit my pants laughing


GoreBastard responds:

Hahaha, thanks man. It took some serious drinking to come up with those lyrics!!