uhh like i said..this is just a voice sample that i'm gonna send to anyone wanting a VA..couldn't force it to go into my frickin dumping grounds so HOPEFULLY this is the right spot for it..if not and it's wasting someone's time, i apologizes...either way it gave me a chuckle, might make you laugh too, who knows ^^
Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.