Acoustic songs about pornography with a twist.

Sounds true gangster with headphones on.

I was the best, I past a test
teacher was proud of me.
Opened hers draw and pulled out more,
stickers that were shiny.
I was smart so I got a star,
and put in on the board with my name.
If I behaved then there it stayed,
and I was liking the fame.
Of course I got a reward,
for staying in line.
While everyone was really bored,
I got internet time.

I browsed google and found a strange site.
I think I had seen my dad on it one night.
Girls with no clothes giving other girls a kiss.
Hi I'm 12 what is this?

Teacher ran over switched off the P.C
Yelled at me, told me it was dirty.
As a confused boy I couldn't help but wonder,
What was dirty about a girl and a cucumber.
I went home and continued this video,
I just had to know, what girls had below.

I browsed google and found a strange site.
I saw a man wee; wee that was white.
Girls with no clothes giving mans parts a kiss.
Hi I'm 12 what is this?

A lady was saying rude words,
That I'm not allowed to repeat.
soon she was moaning,
and I couldn't hear her speak.
I changed video and guess who I saw,
My maths teacher on the floor.
I think she was at a small party,
5 men and she was the only lady
I sent it to my friend, he sent it to everyone,
but sadly now my gold star is gone.

I browsed google and found a strange site,
I saw my teacher saying that she liked,
5 men with no clothes, covering her with piss
Hi I'm 12 what is this?