the Insult song (swearing)
Credits & Info
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Author Stalagmite
- Date
- 09/28/2010
- File Info
- Song
- 1.4 MB
- 1 min 45 sec
- Score
- 4.18 / 5.00
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- Score:
- Rated 4.18 / 5 stars
- Plays & Downloads:
- 13,329 Plays | 1,486 Downloads
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Author Comments
I made this song based on a mary poppins theme.
my challenge was to get as many different swear words in as possible. I know its gay, but hopefully its worthy of a laugh.
P.S. zerobombers, this song is about you :)
Lyrics:
(Intro vocals)
Most people in the world today just haven't got a clue!
Can't take a hint, and won't fuck off so this is what you do!
You take a breath and think about what insult you can use
So many swearwords you can say, and here are just a few
Wanker, dick head, retard, bitch, cock, queer, slut, faggot, boob
An Ass hat, ball sack, spanner back, an anorak, I Pwn U suck my dick you Splooge
You Shit face, dumbass, prick, pussy, cum, twat, cunt, vaginal belch
Bugger, tit, bastard, Git, piss off you slag, Vanessa feltz.
(vocal filler)
Sometimes insults just don't work, and you can get irate!
End up in a corner crying whilst you masturbate,
But put your chin up, be a man, have another go!
Heres a few more insults for you, some im sure you'll know!
You're a dipshit, scrotum, ho, skank, scumbag, fucknut, ass wipe, ringpiece
you're a grilled dick sandwich, peeled off plaster puss filled sputum ball of grease
A shrivelled foreskin, mouldy clit, a smutty, nutty, gritty little cluster fuck
A stanky ass child rapist, smegma pile of rotting guts YAUCH!.
(vocal filler)
Okay now its time to go but just before I leave
I think there's something you should know, a secret about me.
Just by laughing at this song, you're politically incorrect
Because Your making fun of someone singing with turrets'!
BOLLOCKS!
wanker, Cunt, prick, cock, faggot, fanny flicker, donkey flange, anus, penis, slag,
Vaginosis, rectal discharge, twat, crap, turd, piss, shit , jizz, pussy, fucker, bogey
Bugger, prat, git, chode, ball sack, anorak, I think cancers funny
And if you think that its wrong go suck your mothers cunny!
Go suck your mummas CUNT!
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Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 12, 2011
Fuckin Hilarious
Dude this just made my fuckin day..any song that promts one to go suck their mommas cunt,is a keeper in my book..Brilliant
Rated 5 / 5 stars October 9, 2011
DUDE! XD
Dude, where did you get all of these curse words? I learned like 50 new words thanks to this!
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 27, 2011
DoodeedoodeedadeedoodeMOTHERFUCKIN'WANKER!
Well... That's quite a impresive collection of coloquial and vulgar vocabulary you got here.... :D But you forgot about "douchebag".... How could you forgot about it? :P
i did say douche! =D adding bag to it makes it elongated , sometimes smaller is better. =Dthanks for listening!
Rated 5 / 5 stars July 24, 2011
HAHAHAHA! Good work man!!
I worship this. This is amazing hahahahaha. I'm showing my friends!
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars June 29, 2011
Very fun.
Just to put it blunt: it's one of the most brilliant, most stupid songs I've ever heard in my entire life. The happy vibe that the piano that I hear somewhere in the background puts out just adds to the fact of what kind of comedic value this piece of music is putting out. I enjoyed that fact that there are songs that are out there that still use a piano and you can actually hear it. Of course, this is me being a fellow piano musician.
Out of curiousity (I think I spelled that right), how long did it take you to compile that list of, not only swear words, but just plain insulting terms? Also, how many takes did you have to do before actually recording this all down to your terms of perfection? If only this song had a certain, real purpose to it; then I would've given it (probably) a perfect score.
it took me about 3 hours to have this fully done =D and thanks ^W^ i don't strive to be perfect though, i just strive to be human and make people laugh"! -d thanks alot for your input dude! <3