evEN BADDER BADS SONG

Okay, so it's an average beat, terribly mixed, but I still don't see what's so fucking bad about that. It's good background music to say, a title screen to a game. Get rid of the pan flanger on the cymbal, because it sounds awful like that.

Now, I'm not going to let my personal opinion of YOU as a person get in the way of this review. To me, you're a close-minded prick, but nevertheless, this is an adequate little tune.

Inventive, different
nice melodies
the bass was overbearing sometimes
anyone that tells you to get out of Newgrounds is forgetting what this site is:
Everything by Everyone
don't listen to opinions you don't like.
make more music, learn from the past
keep writing music

Do you even like Techno?

It sounds like a parody more than an actual attempt at a good techno song. Feel free to send this to a porn producer. They may be able to use it in a facial compilation.

Sigh.

Wow, a three minute long, repetitive beat. This is just terrible. No creativity, no beauty. Stop using mixing programs and try to find something good to put up. You utterly lack talent, and this submission is garbage.

It's only a beat, and a terrible one at that. Maybe if you would have been humble and made a simple 40 second loop out of it, I wouldn't hate it so much. Stretching out this SAMPLE for three minutes is the height of pretension. You lack skill as well as humility. GTFO of my Newgrounds, kid.