Good music
All the music is good (interesting sounds and nice arrangement). The lyrics are... well, you wrote a song about making an omelet... I don't think there's much else to say about that :P
As for the vocal quality, it could have been way better but it's not terrible. The rapping is a bit offbeat but I think it only adds to the comical value.
At this point I can only pray you were trying to be funny, if not then you're just cursed.
7/10