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The Reformed Homosexual

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Uploaded
May 18, 2010 | 11:20 PM EDT
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4.2 MB
2 min 19 sec
Score
4.05 / 5.00

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Rated 4.05 / 5 stars
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Author Comments

This is sort of a showtune-style song about overcoming homosexuality, which one can do if he follows the advice of Saint James Dobson or any other prominent fundamentalist leader.

LYRICS:

Well, I once had unwanted same-sex attraction
And it took another man for me to get satisfaction
But thanks to my family and church's reaction
I've been cured, I've been cured, I've been cured

'Cause I was gay, I was gay
But it's not okay
To love another man that way
And I was gay, I was gay
But all I need to do is pray
And all those feelings go away

I was once a victim of homosexuality
But now it's plain I'm straight as straight can be
And thanks to exorcism and electro-shock therapy
I've been cured, I've been cured, I've been cured

(chorus)

For now my masculinity is bloomin'
The only person I sodomize is a woman

Now me and my wife have no secrets between us
'Cause now I'm from Mars instead of from Venus
And I thank God every day for how much I like vagina
I've been cured, I've been cured, I've been cured

(chorus)

I swear to God I don't like boys anymore
I swear to God I don't like boys anymore
Go away

Reviews


MarkySparkMarkySpark

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LMAO



0-ret0-ret

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Interesting song. :)

I'm assuming this is satirical.


peanutfoot932 responds:

Your powers of deduction are exceptional.