This is a longish reel at three minutes and thirty seconds. You no likey, then no listen!
So Hnilmik linked me to reels of the different splicers from Bioshock (basically raw audio dumps with no music or sound effects) and I was amazed by the performances and the clues to the story that the lines told. So, I decided to make my own! I guess you could call him Virgil. He was a writer at some point.
I've switched up delivery/dialect at times like the original actors did (for enemy variety, I guess).
Line Types, in order: idling, examining corpse, at a locked door, burning, frozen, dying, hunting the player, and using the vending machines.