There is a mouse who lives in my room. His name is The Baron. He is the leader of a super secret underground organization who's goal it is to suppress the colour green. Everywhere he goes he is accompanied by one thousand of his finest men. When he walks to the store he is followed by one thousand of his finest men. When he stands in an elevator he has a brief and awkward conversation with one thousand of his finest men. When he goes on a super top secret spy mission he remains inconspicuous by hiding behind a lamp post with one thousand of his finest men. Together, this organization calls themselves: The Ginger Ale Conspiracy. Enjoy what you hear. *sways awkwardly*