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Date
11/02/2009
File Info
Song
6.2 MB
2 min 42 sec
Score
3.67 / 5.00

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Score:
Rated 3.67 / 5 stars
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Genres:
Metal, Rock - Brit Pop
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Author Comments

My mother said that I never should play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.
There giggling talk I could never understand & that's why I fell in love with my right hand...
... & that's why...

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker & it does me good like it bloody well should!
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker & I'm always pulling my hood.

I was 24 years old before I was kissed & then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It's cheap & convenient, you can't catch ST's. It's available at any time & it's absolutely free...
... & that's why...

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker & it does me good like it bloody well should!
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker & I'm always pulling my hood.

Oh misses palm & your five lovely daughters; thank you for having me & being oh so kind.
I've got pains in my arms & my donkeys getting shorter, my knees have turned to water & I think I'm going blind.

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker & it does me good like it bloody well should!
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker & I'm always pulling my hood.

I've wanked over Itally, I've wanked over Spain.
I've wanked on an omnibus; I've even had a wank in a train!
I've used a badger & a melon & a cat, an inflatable EyeLovePoozy from the Newgrounds.com store...
... & that's why...

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker & it does me good like it bloody well should!
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker & I'm always pulling my hood.

Oh misses palm & your five lovely daughters; thank you for having me & being oh so kind.
I've got pains in my arms & my donkeys getting shorter, my knees have turned to water & I think I'm going blind.

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker & it does me good like it bloody well should!
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker & I'm always pulling my hood.

Oh misses palm & your five lovely daughters; thank you for having me & being oh so kind.
I've got pains in my arms & my donkeys getting shorter, my knees have turned to water & I think I'm going blind.

The Wurzels - I'm a Wanker

Reviews


hhhhhhhh

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 23, 2009

Man this is such a beautiful song.

I started laughing till i got the deeper meaning which hit me so hard i started fapping after which i curled into a ball of sweat, tears, and that crusty smell of fap lingering in the air..... thank you.


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Conal responds:

Np.


OMGhaxedlolOMGhaxedlol

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 16, 2009

xD...

this song... i lulz'd big time


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Conal responds:

Thank you, thank you.


smaadminsmaadmin

Rated 2 / 5 stars November 2, 2009

SURPRISINGLY...

I know this song very well, its pretty old! So for simply reading out lyrics for an old song i cant give more than a 4 im afraid :( maybe next time x


Conal responds:

You cruel shit.


ProdigalProdigal

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 2, 2009

Oh man...

These lyrics really touched my heart. I wanna use them in a song :D

I probably won't though :C

5/5 for making me laugh uncontrollably.


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Conal responds:

: D

Don't forget to play with your balls!