I made a funny for wildfyre1's challenge
Lyrics:
Who's that fantabulous man
who can bend steel with the touch of his hand
it's antacid man
antacid man
he can stop heartburn in its tracks
using his super special prilosec otc attacks
hes antacid man
he can never be defeated
by dr. pyroblemic man
because that would kill the plot
and the show [would end]
and the producers don't want to lose the profits
they could make by drawing out
this piece of crap show
*ooh ooh*
I am tums boy
captain antacids faithful assistant
I have come to save the day
but I bet you didn't know I am really incredibly gay
that's right, the plot thickens
find out on next week if me and my true lover Jim get out alive
Who's that fantabulous man
who can bend steel with the touch of his hand
save a kitten from a tree
it's antacid man
doo dee dilly doo
he can stop heartburn in its tracks
using his super special prilosec otc attacks
hes antacid man