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this is a complete waste of your time. very boring. because i am very bored. man... wow... i am so fucking bored.... i have three days off... its been only a few hours on my first day off... BOOOOOORRRRRREEDDD...
i feel newgrounds is a good medium with which to express my boredome.
please vote zero if you are a cunt. THANX cunts. :D
and if you dont vote zero i will kiss you :D and you will be rewarded :D

Don't you know... santa took your eyelids...
He sowed them onto his hat... whilst eating your cookies.. and milk
In the snow... jack frost eats his own face...
Carrots are nutritious for him...
Rudolph... tramples your kittens...whilst the other reindeer, nibble your ears...
That turns you on.... Beastiality....
Mmmm sexual reindeer... im not so fond of it , but you might wanna try... like green tea... some like it.. some don't... others think its just plain disgusting...

i couldnt be bothered to write the rest down.

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Average Score: 9.6 / 10

Score: 10

"hahahaha"

by: hardtoplease

date: December 2, 2009

pissing myself haha :D

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Score: 10

"im BACK!!!!!![run for the hills]"

by: elscridi

date: November 9, 2009

hello comrade its your drunken scott[that should be north of you but is traped on US soil...] and if santa took my eyelids id kills him
great FTW! song

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Score: 10

"dude!"

by: krssvr

date: November 6, 2009

why are you so damn hilarious?

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Score: 10

"ROFL"

by: VenoMuk

date: October 30, 2009

That is so randomly funny, i personally dont like santa claws, and if he took my eyelids id proberly be greatful as sleep is a waste of time anyway :P.

I might play this to my kids, on xmas eve, just for the giggles :p - my wife would kill me if i did that lol.

But the lyrics is very creative and that my friend was funny as hell!

October 30, 2009

Author's Response:

PLAY IT TO YOUR CHILDREN! IT WILL AMUSE THEM :D lol! but dont. i dont want to be responsible for their nightmares! ^ ^ and i dread to think what your wife would say to you if the kids asked her what a sexual reindeer was ^ ^ LOL!!!

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Score: 8

"This is very impressive."

by: ageReason

date: October 17, 2009

I really love this, I don't even know why. The melody is pretty nice, musically I find this very pleasant and agreeable. The subject matter is very Stalagmitesque too, so I cannot complain about that.