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Narration - The Narration

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Hello,
My name is not of specific importance, only because what I say shall be well exposed, and
who it is said by, will be well hidden. So you may just call me, the Narration.
My life's story starts out when I was but a small child, I had left my mother's womb 15 years ago.
At age 5, I had already created the formula for the cure for cancer, which slightly later had been
engulfed in the heat of my rage and literally combusted into many ashes after I was diagnosed with
the AIDS virus. The Irony of the whole situation is that I had manage to cure my aids, but following, I had been diagnosed with terminal breast cancer, and the AIDS cure was obliterated.
Now I sit and write at age 15, with terminal breast cancer, about my own life, and it's encounters with the unrighteous injustices that burden it repeatedly.
So why must I fill your hearts full of cancerous and AIDS filled stress? The answer is I'm not going to approach just these topics. I will cover many subjects, from politics, to particle accelerated orgasms that tear a whole through the time space continuum, creating a brand new existence.
This is only the first, of many stories you will hear, and many times that I will not give a shit about you not giving a shit, because I hardly give a shit.
So please, sit back and enjoy the stories of my life, as I say them in the utter most sadness anyone can ever bear, because I can't stand my life, therefore, I must exert them onto the internet, as fertilization involves exerting a substance with copious amounts of elasticity.
I'm the Narration, and you are the listener.

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HAHA

This is so random it's funny lol. It's like one of those optimistic pessimistic stories. I can't wait 'till the next one comes out haha. Oh good luck with the breast cancer by the way...

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Uploaded
Sep 22, 2009
9:01 PM EDT
Genre
Voice Demo
File Info
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1.9 MB
2 min 7 sec

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