This is a story...a story of curing cancer...and sending the world into a zombie holocaust :3 enjoy!
Lyrics:
Zombie Holocaust, its a zombie holocaust, its a zombie holocaust, its a zombie (pause) holocaust-(Hook)
We found the cure for cancer
we thought we had the answer
but those that didn't get better...Died!
see, the nature of our cure,
was zombie outbreak 101
re-animating the dead cells in the body...
MAN, why were we so stupid!
I mean really
we should have seen it coming...
and now...its a
(Hook)
We tried to rectify ourselves
by forming the Zombie Ambush Association...
GAH, What a stupid name!!!!
but it sparked hope...so we ran with it
we hadn't be in operation for more than...oh, i don't know
a couple of weeks, when new comer Bob
dropped a flair...
A FLAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I told them not to hire Bob.
He had that face, you know, that face
the 'If I'm in a group, I'm going to get everyone killed somehow' face
And now, its even more of a
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Bobs incompetence got me bitten
needless to say, I wanted to kill bob...but
for the time being
we had to fend off this zombie onslaught.
We had to retreat to a grocery store
where upon closer inspection
Ironically
we found that Bob wasn't bitten
Everyone was bitten...except for Bob
THAT BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!
We...immediately grabbed Bob
and tied him to the front
of a shopping cart,
and bob began to panic
because he was on the front you see
he was able to run
all be it was kinda funny (chuckle)
and, he wasn't very agile
and he continued to scream
'Don't leave me here, please don't leave me here'
and we were like
'Bob...We'd never do that, we're gonna stay with you bob'
and so we all sat
waiting
for the time
when bob
would be our first victim
as we entered the
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