So me and my friend Chris Cantley were trying to think of a way to make fun of Lil Wayne a bit. In a subtle way of course, I like the rapper but he is pretty funny...anyways, enjoy...

[Lyrics]
I got my rhymes flowin' like sandpaper on a brick wall.
Verse 1
If ya can't dig, we call that a squid
And if ya hungry for my rhymes just call that a pig.
I'm eatin' up yur girl and eatin' up some lunch.
Sushi flavored chocolate, just call it fruit punch.
Bigger dan de death star, wiser than a jedi.
Got mo' flow in 1 bar, than you'll have in yo whole life.
Schizophrenic Psycho, words like nitro.
Blowin' up like the last cutscene in Halo.

Chorus
Limosine, tangerine, submarine, the emo scene.
Solar beam, chocolate bean, wolverine, samuel dean.
Crazy scream, on a team, in a jeep, the tires screech.
Fluorescent feet, lost my teeth, mongeese, dolphin cheese.

Verse 2
I'm a tree, you need a seed.
I got shot, I need to bleed.
I'm so hot, I need to freeze.
I'm gonna make a zebra camel watermelon breed.
You are just a cheeto, I'm the big dorito.
The only reason your a blood ya suck it like a mosquito.
Leaky taquito and the bandito burritos.
That's the name of the game and yo' score is zero.