Once upon a time there was a snowball named Muffin who would dream of growing big one day into a snowman, but Muffin never had the courage to roll down the hill that led to the elementary school known only as "The Project", the most dangerous place to travel to in Cookie Kingdom. But then one day, Muffin was confronted by his nemesis, Jellybeans, and they got in a huge fight. There was small bits of snow everytime Muffin got hit by Jellybeans' tough, yet shiny, exterior. Luckily, everything has a way of working itself out and the snow that fell from Muffin created a puddle. Jellybeans couldn't hope to win against water because he would be weakened by too much water and become squishy and sticky. "Curse you Muffin, Curse Youuuuuuu!!!" exclaimed Jellybeans, or at least that what he would have said because jellybeans lack vocal cords, lungs, and a mouth. But Jellybeans thought it nonetheless. At least he would have thought it if jellybeans had a brain, heart, or anything that could be considered organs. Poor poor Jellybeans... But, as luck would have it the wind was blowing hard that day and it caught Muffin off guard, he was then pushed down the hill and he grew bigger and bigger, sort of like a snowball rolling down a hill but Muffin was different because he had been in a fight and was mis-shapen. He rolled for about 6 days, took a day off, then began rolling again! When he finally made it to "The Project" he realised things were different. He had three sections now instead of one, he had also apparently picked up a few articles of clothing because his head was snuggly underneath a hat and his neck was warm from a scarf. wouldn't you know it, he even had a set of eyes and a nose! His dream had come true, good job Muffin!
....I have no idea why I am telling you all this except that it's 7 a.m. and I've been drinking!