"Drunken Sailor Dance Mix" by Stalagmite
Voice 1: Ahoy, ye fellow scourges of the seven seas! Today we embark on-- Oooooh SHOOT! I should actually get meself a crew. Yanno, besides that accordion guy.
Voice 2: I can play harmonia too.
Voice 1: That's nice, Steve.
Voice 3: SQUAAAWK!
Voice 4: Today! On ARRRGH IDOL! WE'RE GOING TO-
Voice 5: Cut! CUT! I told you it was Pirate Idol! GET IT RIGHT OR YOU'RE FIRED!!
[Voice 4 Improvised over voice 5]
[New "Host" is put in the place of the pirate (lol, he got fired....or did he? :O)]
Voice 6: So here be the first contestant.
Voice 7: Oh my gosh, I'm so happy to be here! Whoooa! Now what do I do? Maybe I could dance! Maybe I could siiiing! oo Maybe I could dance AND sing! Oh so many things! Because belieeeeve me, you ain't never had a pirate like me! ARRRRRG--Oh! You can't shoot me now! I haven't said every word in the english language yet! Oooh-ho!
Voice 4: NEXT!!
[Everyone is staring at him because he just shot Robinbeard Williamrott]
Voice 4: WHAAT!?
Voice 8: Oh i'm so excited to be on Pirate Idol. OH it's always been my dream to be a pirate when I grew up. Oh and now i'm gonna get my chance! OH MY GAW-