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...Abridged since the "full" version is longer and I wanna stay within the time limit.

Sampled music from: http://www.newgrounds.com /audio/listen/248262

>_x; I hope I made the deadline...

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[GIRL]: "Arrrr... Arrrghhh~"

[GRANNY]: "Why, what are you doing, sweety?"

[Girl]: "I'm practicing for 'Talk Like a Pirate Day', Granny. The hottest guy in school is going to dress up and everything and... An-and I want to impress him!"

[GRANNY]: "Ohoho~! Weeellll... YER DOIN' IT WRONG YE BLOATED LILY-LIVERED LAND LUBBER!!

[GIRL]: "What?!"

[GRANNY]: "I'VE SEEN BILGE RATS WITH BETTER SEA LEGS AND SHANTIES THAN THE SAD GIMPIN' EXCUSE OF SEA-CUCUMBER CATERWALIN' YER GIVING ME!"

[GIRL]: "I don't know what you're saying!"

[GRANNY]: "WHAT'S THE MOST PIRATIN' YE EVER DONE, LASS?!"

[GIRL]: "--I use Limewire?!"

[GRANNY]: "--STEP LIVELY 'N' SPEAK UP 'N' TELL ME, WHEN I GO A'PILLAGIN', WHAT COMES TO MIND?!"

[GIRL]: "--ahoy...?!"

[GRANNY]: "--WHO ARE YE CALLING A 'HOY'?! WHY I OUGHTA GUT YER INNARDS, STRING 'EM UP LIKE A DAISY CHAIN, 'N' FESTOON 'EM 'ROUND THE POOPDECK LIKE IT BE NO ONE'S BUSINESS! NOW SEE HERE THIS CUTLASS? "

[GIRL]: "EEK! NO!"

[GRANNY]: "I'LL BE A HACKIN' 'N' SLASHIN' OUT THE LAND LUBBER IN YE NOW, SO YE BEST SAY WHAT'S ON YE MIND OR MIND THE FISHES IN THE BRINEY DEEP AFTER I'M DONE WITH YE!"

[GIRL]: "AAARRGHH!!"

[GRANNY]: "Aha~! That's the spirit!"

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Average Score: 9.6 / 10

Score: 10

"This REALLY was an. . ."

by: rednikaiaG

date: October 8, 2009

original entry, Hnilmik------! ! ! ! ! !
What a cute idea!! I got a good laugh outta the fact that is was the Gramma who was the one to go all buck wild, with Ye Pirate Speak! Great stuff, Lady!! All your terms were, in fact, pirate words and the enthusiasm, delivered on the Gramma's part were, well, over the top, to say the least. Heh heh heh She was more gung ho with the terminolgy than a LOT of the other submissions I heard. I just loved it when the Granddaughter replied.."Uh..I use Limewire?!'. You made me laugh a few times with this.
Hey, so, DID they end up accepting this? If not, that's a real shame. H*ll, if I could animate, I would have done this one JUST for the sh*ts and giggles. I know the competition is over. I wish I would have heard this one before. You seem to be like a fun female to work with. AND you even left ME a review as well. It's not too often I get females leave me reviews. For that, I thank you and here's to wishing you the very best of luck in your VA endeavors, my friend.
Hope to hear from you sometime. Maybe? *shrugs*
Until then. . .

..............Take care, be good and beware of Grammas.period
:(Gaia:)

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Score: 10

"haha"

by: ZStriefel

date: September 8, 2009

nice! hella funny! reminds me of my crazy grandma :)

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Score: 8

"Oh, Granny!"

by: Maskedklaus

date: September 4, 2009

Hnilmik, I absolutely loved it, but occasionally I lost the granny's voice to peaking and yelling. Had to listen twice to catch everything. Not a huge deal, though. Awesome job!

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Score: 10

"Awsome!"

by: Phlashtastix

date: September 3, 2009

Your recording needs to be a minimum of 10 and max of 60 seconds. I wonder how strict the time limit is. I would hate to see this get disqualified. Great! Great! I love it.

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Score: 10

"OH SHI-"

by: DruoxtheShredder

date: September 3, 2009

Waow, I hope it'll be accepted, it would suck for something this well-written and performed to not count because it's a couple minutes late :(

Though I merely have one thing, the granny voice peaked a lot, not that ir really matters, as you can see, I gave it a 10/10. Awesome job! I imagine the granny with an eye patch and a kilt with her Scottish "pirate" accent. This is a great submission and I hope it'll get included in the contest!

Good Luck!