Score: 10
"But I'm Lactose Intolerant. . . ."
date: September 5, 2009
So, where does that leave ME Stag-a-rino------?
I mean, don't get me wrong,
*the next excerpt is to be sung just like the melody
of your newest FABulous a capella*
I like Tofutti Cheese Like Product, I really like my Tofutti Cheese Like Product, I like my Tofutti Cheese Like Product, I really like my Tofutti Cheese Like Product, I like Tofutti Cheese Like Product, I really like my Tofutti Cheese Like Product, I like my Tofutti Cheese Like Product, I really like my Tofutti Cheese Like Product, I really, really, really, really, really like my Tofutti Cheese Like Product,
but the real thing, mind you, gets me all gassy.
You ARE cheese, Silly Beaver!
Is there anything MORE I can say without offering to be the surrogate for your first E-Baby? Oh yeah, wait, that's right. You and Drew are due soon, huh? Dayumit, man! WIll I EVER have you all to myself?
Stalking you, uh huh huh I mean Loving you, forever and always,
(written in my own feces and blood)
<3 Gaia <3