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After reading the contest rules, I decided to edit it down to a more manageable size. I just hope that this cuts the mustard.

Again, many thanks to Sonofkirk for assisting me with the ediiting and the additional sound effects - my voice isn't that good :P

***Script***

1st Mate: "Cap'n, some of the men are getting a little agitated. They say that yer not talkin' like a Pirate should."

Captain: "I'm not entirely sure what you mean, First Mate. Who is this 'they' that says that a pirate should talk in any particular fashion?"

1st Mate: "Well, there are some among us who have been pirates longer than you, Cap'n"

Captain: "True as that may be, does it really bear any consequence that they feel this way? After all, it is not as if one goes around correcting grammar and attempting to teach eloquence to these scurvy dogs. Such endeavours would be such a waste of time, don't you think?"

1st Mate: "Exactly my point, sir."

Captain: "So if you agree with my point, Mr. Craddock, why are you bringing this disturbing information to my ears, when I could be making plans of where to plunder next?"

1st Mate: "I'm not sure, sir."

Captain: *sigh* "Mr. Craddock, I care not for the point of view of the crew or indeed any other man, woman or child with regards to the way that I talk. If people do refer to me after I have given up this sailing, malarkey, one would hope that they think of Captain Trilby Johnson as a Gentleman Thief of the High Seas. Do I make myself clear?"

1st Mate: "Aye sir."