Enjoy!

Elevator music sampled from:
http://www.newgrounds.com /audio/listen/19019

Script for Animators:

(crowd in background)
(elevator ding, door open)
(elevator music up,)
Bill: Welcome to my pirate ship, climb aboard.
We have wenches, we have swords
Hoist the sails, we're leavin' shore

(record scratch, rap music up)
You ain't never seen a pirate like me
Hottest damn thing on the seven seas
Just like the wind, mate, I gotta be free
All you haters best step off me

(elevator music up, crowd background up)
Dave: Dammit, Bill. Can I just get on the elevator?!
Bill: Oh, uh, (clears throat) uh, sorry, Dave.