(gaia) va bad-man-inc preach


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08/31/2009 | 02:33AM EDT

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Voice Acting Loop | 2.5 MB | 1 min 23 sec

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4.20 / 5.00

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Author Comments

8==========D
W-A-R-N-I-N-G:
If you are offended by semi tasteless, religious mockery,
PLEASE do not waste your time listening to OR zer0-b0mbing this.
However, if you're curious, feel free to stick around, give it a go and let me know what you think.
I mean, unless you're a douchebag, in which case you should piss off.

LISTEN - - -subliminal- - - VOTE - - -messages- - - REVIEW- - -are- - - PLEASE - - -evil- - -

Ok, so Bad-Man-Incorporated, *bows down to one of the leading Masters of Metal, here on Newgrounds* asked me if I could sound like a middle aged, Southern raised, street preachin', Bible thumpin' psychopathic lady. This submission is the product of that question.
He said this will be a sample used in one of his upcoming songs.
I'm stoked to find out exactly WHAT he does with it.

8================D
I DO NOT TAKE ANY CREDIT FOR THE LINES, EFFECTS USED, OR THE ARTISTIC PRESENTATION.
THAT ALL GOES TO MY MAIN METAL MAN, Bad-Man-Incorporated. Woot, Woot! All aboard the Shred Train! I AM ONLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE VOICE IN WHICH THINGS WERE SAID.
Thanks so much, Bad-Man, not only for allowing me to post this BEFORE your song was even uploaded (due to having repairs done to your axes) but for thinking of me to get the job done. I'm there for ya ANYtime you need it again, Man. I'd be honored. Thanks for everything you've done for me. I think we BOTH know what I mean. You sneaky little b@st@rd, you rock, Dude.
Until you next shred and grind my ears into audio orgasm. . .

...........Take care, be good and beware the Legion.period

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Average Score: 9.4 / 10

Score: 8
ageReason

"This makes me sad."

date: October 6, 2009

Nothing makes me feel more uncomfortable than depressing religious zealots. A+ to you for capturing that horrible tone.

October 6, 2009

Author's Response:

Ha! I'm laughing, NOT because your sadness brings me joy, ageReason------>
But because I thought I was the only was that found themselves, not necessarily frightened, but moreso uncomfortable around this sort of, uber obcessive, and outright level of blatant directional righteousness. Ugh. The thought of most street preachers, make me a bit sad as well. Although, if I heard THIS broad, out there, ranting on and on about the Legion and such, WITH those sound effects, I'd be mortified and run like Hell. (No pun intended. Ha!) Thank Bad-Man-Incoporated for his brilliant writing and request of my mockered up, fanatical voice. Thanks again, for yet, another review.
You are one strange cookie and I value your opinion, Sir. Thanx.

.............Take care, be good and brainwash others.period
:(Gaia:)

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Score: 9
gammaglob

"good"

date: September 23, 2009

Nice feeling
Thunder in the bg was good
Nice effect and reduced pitch on the lady's voice

September 23, 2009

Author's Response:

Thanks gammaglob------>
I can't take any of the credit for that stuff though. All I did was speak.
Bad-Man-Incorporated did ALL the rest. The effects and all, I mean.
Oh yeah AND the writing of the material as well.
Sadly, he'll be leaving Newgrounds soon. *lets out a sad, slow sigh*
He's still moddin' and all that jazz. *holds up an unenthused set of jazz hands*
His magic, thrashin' metal, will be missed, greatly.

...........Take care, be good and go listen to Bad-Man-Incorporated.period
BEG him to stay!
:( Gaia :(

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Score: 10
headcrabman

"O_O"

date: September 13, 2009

oh my good goli goshness that was eerily creepy and scary AND I LOVED EVERY SECOND O IT

OH LORDI LORDI I SHALL NEVER SIN AGAIN lol.

September 15, 2009

Author's Response:

Or, mah Gawly Garsh headcrabman------>
Thank you for not sinning anymore from this point on.
This was made to brainwash people to do that VERY thing, you know!
You see, there are subliminal messages engrained within this clip and it instructs us NOT to sin, eat of the cloven footed beasts or engage in promiscuous activities.
It also demands that we stop and feed carrots to ANY and ALL horsies we see, too, so.
Thank you for being mentally receptive and allowing me to plant my seed in your crabhead,man.
This is getting wierd. I've told you enough already. I must now sacrifice you. Yes, that's what I must do. Come, now, lie down.

........Take care, be good, put on these Nike's and drink this Kool-Aid.period

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Score: 9
elsup3rb3asto

"legion ftw"

date: September 10, 2009

okay now say stay away from the light Karalynn

September 11, 2009

Author's Response:

Oh Man, funny thing you should say that, elsup3rb3asto------>
because that is PRECISELY who I thought of when Bad-Man-Inc sent me this finalized clip version of the script he wrote. She WAS a creepy broad, wasn't she?
All disproportionately tiny and almost omniscient to the Spirit World?
*shudders at the thought of running into her in a dark alley some night with that high pitched voice, telling Carol Anne not to go towards the light, ugh!*
Anyway, I got a laugh from your review. Thanks a good deal for taking the time to actually type your thoughts about it to me. Much appreciated, my friend.

............Take care, be good and "Go towards the light, Carol Anne".period

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Score: 7
Majorgeneral

"Uh...Intresting"

date: September 8, 2009

It sounds like a radio program you would hear in a horror movie but all in all it's intresting

4/5
7/10

September 9, 2009

Author's Response:

Ah, Man, I'd LOVE to be in a horror flash, Majorgeneral------>
That'd be awesome! You know, I remember when I was SO very young, my Mum forbade me to see "The Exorcist". That struck up a curiousity in me where I was simply OBSESSED with horror flicks. I would watch 'em, then get all freaked out about things under my bed, monsters in my closet, Satanically posessed leprechauns and tiny trolls living in my house that would only pursue my death, when my folks were asleep. I would still watch more of them though. Still, to this day, I'll watch a scary movie and then fear going outside. Although, all the fear has me brushed up on my Zombie Attack Scenario Escape Plan at any given moment. It's nice really. To know that no matter what, you have an escape planned. ESPECIALLY from zombies brain craving zombies.
Yeah, so thanks for the review. It is MUCH appreciated, Dude!

.............Take care, be good and plan your escape.period

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