This is my first Submission to this site ever. My mic makes my voice sound weird despite me already making it weird-ish by puttin' on a semi pirate accent!

This is the tale of how an old pirate lost his legs back in the day on an extreme stunt of awesome proportions! The kiddies are actually his grand kids, but there dad is never around, so they call him dad. oo0o0o wonder where he is!

Tell me if I even came close to sounding like a pirate in his 80's, not that I'd expect anyone to know a pirate in their 80's or what they'd sound like o.O;