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The Ballad of the Crashers

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Date
08/29/2009
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2.6 MB
2 min 48 sec
Score
4.42 / 5.00

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Author Comments

So this is it, the ending theme to the official Castle Crashers Collab. It's 1:30 in the morning, and I have so many other things I gotta be doing right now, but eh.

I apologize for being so unable to function that the quality of this suffered. I'm gonna make a newer version and put it up here, or on a CD for iTunes or something.

Anyway, here are the lyrics:

Gonna tell you a story. 'Bout friendship, love, n' glory.
'Bout four friends who crash castles. And wizards who are assholes.
The bad man took their crystal. They don't got no tanks or pistols.
But they do have swords and shields. Medieval armor that they wield.
They'll fight them in the fields. They won't stop or die or yield.
Their friendship is forever. They'll live to win the day.
The red one might be gay. And before the day is done.
The greatest warriors have come.
Grab three of your buddies cuz we're gonna crash a castle.
That wizard boss is hard to kill, he is a major hassle.
Behemoth Games is super cool and Tom is very handsome.
Dan Paladin is awesome because his last name is Paladin.
Yeah! Oh yeah! We're gonna crash a castle. We're gonna kick some ass.
It's the best game in the land. Tom Fulp deserves a hand.
Dan Paladin does too. His last name kicks some ass.
Newgrounds is the center of excellence and muscles.
Tom's biceps are the size of mountains, and I'm happy that he shaved his beard.
This is starting to get weird. I'm getting comically off topic.
I'll get back to Castle Crashers. The game is really sweet.
On X-Box Live it is a treat. Boot it up and bring the heat.
So evil wizards you defeat.
Grab three of your buddies cuz we're gonna crash a castle.
That wizard boss is hard to kill, he is a major hassle.
Behemoth Games is super cool and Tom is very handsome.
Dan Paladin is awesome BECAUSE HIS LAST NAME IS PALADIN
YEAH.
*heavy breathing* Y-yeah.
We're gonna kick some ass. x5

Enjoy, Newgrounds, and I promise to upload a fully produced version when I'm not this comatose.

Hamburger helper,

Sam Haft

PS: Yes, the icon for this is the red castle crasher in shades.

Reviews


LuthaxxLuthaxx

Rated 5 / 5 stars

EPICNESS

Castle Crashers are AWESOME! You captured Castle Crashers perfectly. Keep it up, dude!


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StevexeStevexe

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Excellent and Epic!

Quite inspiring and really portrays the epic tale of the adventurers' castle crashing crusade.


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MauluigiMauluigi

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This song...

Is the best castle crashers song I've heard. Love the lyrics and the line "WE'RE GONNA KICK SOME ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS." And most of all, it's completely true.


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sshafty1 responds:

Actually its best quality is that it makes you pregnant.

Congratulations!


yoda1235yoda1235

Rated 5 / 5 stars

oh god...

I.......CAN'T..........STOP.......LIS TENING! AAAAAAARG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! wait.........this is pretty catchy.


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sshafty1 responds:

SO MANY 10 REVIEWS, WANT TO EMBRACE ALL OF THEM.

WILL SETTLE FOR DRY HUMP.


zafon03zafon03

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WWizards who are assholes

woot woot for dan paladin cuse his last name is paladin


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sshafty1 responds:

Go tell him. He must listen to this. HE MUST LISTEN!