The Ballad of the Crashers


Date Submitted

08/29/2009 | 01:19AM EDT

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Video Game Song | 2.6 MB | 2 min 48 sec

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4.20 / 5.00

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Author Comments

So this is it, the ending theme to the official Castle Crashers Collab. It's 1:30 in the morning, and I have so many other things I gotta be doing right now, but eh.

I apologize for being so unable to function that the quality of this suffered. I'm gonna make a newer version and put it up here, or on a CD for iTunes or something.

Anyway, here are the lyrics:

Gonna tell you a story. 'Bout friendship, love, n' glory.
'Bout four friends who crash castles. And wizards who are assholes.
The bad man took their crystal. They don't got no tanks or pistols.
But they do have swords and shields. Medieval armor that they wield.
They'll fight them in the fields. They won't stop or die or yield.
Their friendship is forever. They'll live to win the day.
The red one might be gay. And before the day is done.
The greatest warriors have come.
Grab three of your buddies cuz we're gonna crash a castle.
That wizard boss is hard to kill, he is a major hassle.
Behemoth Games is super cool and Tom is very handsome.
Dan Paladin is awesome because his last name is Paladin.
Yeah! Oh yeah! We're gonna crash a castle. We're gonna kick some ass.
It's the best game in the land. Tom Fulp deserves a hand.
Dan Paladin does too. His last name kicks some ass.
Newgrounds is the center of excellence and muscles.
Tom's biceps are the size of mountains, and I'm happy that he shaved his beard.
This is starting to get weird. I'm getting comically off topic.
I'll get back to Castle Crashers. The game is really sweet.
On X-Box Live it is a treat. Boot it up and bring the heat.
So evil wizards you defeat.
Grab three of your buddies cuz we're gonna crash a castle.
That wizard boss is hard to kill, he is a major hassle.
Behemoth Games is super cool and Tom is very handsome.
Dan Paladin is awesome BECAUSE HIS LAST NAME IS PALADIN
YEAH.
*heavy breathing* Y-yeah.
We're gonna kick some ass. x5

Enjoy, Newgrounds, and I promise to upload a fully produced version when I'm not this comatose.

Hamburger helper,

Sam Haft

PS: Yes, the icon for this is the red castle crasher in shades.

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Average Score: 9.8 / 10

Score: 10
blazefire1337

"(post title here)"

date: 2 hours ago

I showed this to my friends and we all laughed. Its because we always played this game to the end. We laughed at my friend Matt because he was the red knight, (Cough*Blue knight ftw*cough)

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Score: 10
Cuttingedge

"Funny"

date: 3 hours ago

Awesome lyrics man. Lol'd my ass off the whole time.

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Score: 10
yellowlivered

"COOOOOOOL!!!!"

date: 5 hours ago

This song Kicks Ass!!!!
Great job dude!!!! ^__^

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Score: 10
GothicFreak119

"The red one might be gay!!"

date: 9 hours ago

Awesome I love this game and song lol
Keep it up!

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Score: 10
DJeverlast

"O.O"

date: November 21, 2009

how the hec do that with the drums perfect timing and reeverb
wait the red on emight be gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????!

November 22, 2009

Author's Response:

Rad-ness. I'm rad.

The drums are timed well because I know a whole lot about how to make a decent drumbeat interesting, and I have them quantized (an important music synth term - look it up, it'll help you).

-Sam

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