Announcer: Welcome to the First Annual Ye Olde Pirate Poetry contest. Here's our first entry.
Entry 1
There was a Pirate who loved to garden
His fellow mateys did not approve
They called him mean names
So he killed them all in their sleep
*Cheers from crowd, 'We approve!'*
Announcer: Ah, tis good for the soul. Now for our second entry!
Entry 2
Um, well, I'm not a Poetry Pirate, I'm a Comedy Pirate, so instead, I'll tell a joke.
What is the favorite fast food establishment frequented by pirates? Give up?
AARRRRRRRRRBY'S! Get it? Arrrrby's?
*Boos from crowd, 'You gotta be kiddin me!'*
Announcer: Man, that stunk. Now, for our last entry.
Entry 3
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Plundered villages burn to the ground
And wenches who don't put out do, too!
*Whoops from the crowd*
Announcer: We have a winner! Now let's go pillage!
Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.