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This is my submission for the 2009 Pirate Voice Acting Competition. Now I know it's over 60 seconds, but it's not by that much and I hope they don't get too mad/ disqualify if it's a little bit over T_T. I hope someone animates this :D

The Arrrrby's in the middle of the sea for whatever reason.

Edit: Script:

SERVER: "WELCOME TO ARRRRRRBY'S, CAN I TAKE YER ORDER?"

PIRATE: "JUST ONE MOMENT WHILE I LOOK AT YER MENU"

SERVER: "ALRIGHT TAKE YER TIME CAP'N!"

PIRATE: "MMM THE FISH CLUB SANDWHICH LOOKS GOOD... PERHAPS THE CHICKEN? NO, THAT'S LAND LOVER FOOD, BLEHK! WHY WOULD I EVEN THINK OF SUCH A THING! I THINK I'LL HAVE THE FISH CLUB! SERVER I'M READY TO ORDER!"

SERVER: "ALRIGHT, WHAT'LL YA HAVE?"

PIRATE: "I'LL HAVE THE NUMBER 3 COMBO; NOW THAT COMES WITH 2 SIDES OF APPLE CAKES, RIGHT?"

SERVER: "YES, IT COMES WITH 2 SIDES OF APPLE CAKES AND A MEDIUM DRINK"

PIRATE: "OH YES! AND MAKE THAT DRINK A CAP'N PEPPA PLEASE, AND COULD YOU... COULD YOU THROW IN A... WHAT DO YOU WANT SCAMPY!"

*CHILD HAS BEEN WHISPERING AND TALKING TO DAD ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVES HIM THE ENTIRE CONVERSATION.*

CHILD: "CAN I HAVE A SQUIDS MEAL DAD?!"

PIRATE: "NO YOU CAN HAVE ONE FISH SANDWICH AND THAT'S IT."

CHILD: *CRIES UNCONTROLLABLY*

PIRATE: "SHUT UP SCAMP OR I SWEAR I WILL TURN THIS BOAT AROUND AND SET SAIL FER PORT. YOU HEAR ME!?"

CHILD: "I HATE YOU DADDY."

PIRATE: "THAT'S IT, SET'N SAIL FER LAND. YER LUCKY YER MOM'S A WOMAN AND CAN'T RIDE ON A BOAT OR SHE'D MAKE YE WALK THE PLANK RIGHT HER AND NOW."

*BOAT SETS SAIL*