There once was a pirate,
he sailed on his ship,
one fateful day he went on a trip.
With treasure in mind,
and wind in his sails,
he hoped he would find
an island free of males.
The wenches they teased him,
the sirens they pleased him,
he knew he had found,
the ultimate kingdome.
He was there just one week,
the outlook was bleak
he had been blead dry,
"You wenches ain't cheap!"
Yarrrrr.