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Date
08/24/2009
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Song
5.2 MB
2 min 18 sec
Score
4.37 / 5.00

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The final remastered version of Ice Cream Man! Off our new CD When Ninja Monkeys Attack!! Please download this song, it's free music and you have absolutely nothing to lose =P. Also, check out Gifted But Twisted on iTunes, youtube and myspace for more music =D

Lyrics:

Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
and he said "Bite me!"
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Reviews


BamlaflammeBamlaflamme

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

MC LARS?

The singer sounds exactly like MC Lars. EXACTLY LIKE HIM!


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ToudeToude

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Neat!

This song was kinda cool :3 I dont like lyric-based songs very much tho.
Kinda in to techno these days ^^.
But whatever. This is kinda awesome if you like the style.



the-muffinmanthe-muffinman

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good but repitive

Really good riff but don't you think the riff is repeated a little too much? - The riff is used in the intro, palm muted in the verses, the chorus, the bridge- pretty much every part of the song that riff is in. Bridges in music are supposed to be a break from the original rhythm but it's just the same thing throughout. You could have at least put some kind of a solo over the top of the riff at the bridge section.

Well apart from that, the song is good, I liked the lyrics.


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PlatypusPlatypus

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

sweet

i like the guitar


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SubbyDubbySubbyDubby

Rated 3 / 5 stars

cheesy but ok

extremely cheesy and the drums were too quiet
but vocals were good and clear
and it sounds really empty in the chorus is ther bass? becuz i cant hear it
but the guitar riffs were awesome
overall it wuz ok