Be a Supporter!

Credits & Info

Uploaded
Aug 24, 2009 | 5:39 PM EDT
File Info
Song
5.2 MB
2 min 18 sec
Score
4.37 / 5.00

Related Content

Heard in 3 Entries!


View all submissions featuring this audio file.

Licensing Terms

You may not use this work for commercial purposes without making specific arrangements with the artist.

Score:
Rated 4.37 / 5 stars
Plays & Downloads:
82,042 Plays | 7,988 Downloads
Share Links:
Genres:
Other - Miscellaneous
Tags:
None

Author Comments

The final remastered version of Ice Cream Man! Off our new CD When Ninja Monkeys Attack!! Please download this song, it's free music and you have absolutely nothing to lose =P. Also, check out Gifted But Twisted on iTunes, youtube and myspace for more music =D

Lyrics:

Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
and he said "Bite me!"
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Reviews


mikeyboy123mikeyboy123

Rated 5 / 5 stars

best song ever :D

This is one of the best songs i saw the vid on machinama and i made a gamemode ICE CREAM MAN :\D



blueenforcerxblueenforcerx

Rated 4 / 5 stars

pretty funny haha

Just plain lol deserves an 8



cacalitycacality

Rated 5 / 5 stars

fucking thanx man finaly found it !!!

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiingggggggggggg THX maaaaaan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i spent 1 month searching for this song thanx to u i found it finlay
!!!!!!!!!!!!so... fucking thx man (again) xD



TheJudinatorTheJudinator

Rated 5 / 5 stars

AWSOME!

IF I WAS ICE CREAM MAN THAT WHAT I WOULD accept i probaly wouldt be a geonosideal maniac


People find this review helpful!

ThridiThridi

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The perfect example of punk.

Love this song! It's got great guitar, a catchy beat and lyrics that tell a story. To me, this says PUNK MUSIC. The singing doesn't have to span ten octaves or have any more than killer guitar and some drum. I could see it playing at an outdoor gathering. Hell, I could see a mosh pit to this song. Great work Gifted But Twisted!


People find this review helpful!