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Date
08/24/2009
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Song
5.2 MB
2 min 18 sec
Score
4.37 / 5.00

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Author Comments

The final remastered version of Ice Cream Man! Off our new CD When Ninja Monkeys Attack!! Please download this song, it's free music and you have absolutely nothing to lose =P. Also, check out Gifted But Twisted on iTunes, youtube and myspace for more music =D

Lyrics:

Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
and he said "Bite me!"
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Reviews


ThridiThridi

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The perfect example of punk.

Love this song! It's got great guitar, a catchy beat and lyrics that tell a story. To me, this says PUNK MUSIC. The singing doesn't have to span ten octaves or have any more than killer guitar and some drum. I could see it playing at an outdoor gathering. Hell, I could see a mosh pit to this song. Great work Gifted But Twisted!


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mario64clubmario64club

Rated 5 / 5 stars

:) super funny

awesome i like how it says to shoot kids and run them over. lolololol so funny i am the icecream man running over kid in my minivan hahahhahahaahahhahahahahaaha


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the-muffinmanthe-muffinman

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good but repitive

Really good riff but don't you think the riff is repeated a little too much? - The riff is used in the intro, palm muted in the verses, the chorus, the bridge- pretty much every part of the song that riff is in. Bridges in music are supposed to be a break from the original rhythm but it's just the same thing throughout. You could have at least put some kind of a solo over the top of the riff at the bridge section.

Well apart from that, the song is good, I liked the lyrics.


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Limo458Limo458

Rated 5 / 5 stars

IT ROCKS

This is song is awesome. i love it!!!!!!!!!!


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kiekenzkiekenz

Rated 5 / 5 stars

it rules!

i really like this song, a really good beat, and nice lyrics =) keep making stuff like this!


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