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Aug 24, 2009 | 5:39 PM EDT
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5.2 MB
2 min 18 sec
4.37 / 5.00

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The final remastered version of Ice Cream Man! Off our new CD When Ninja Monkeys Attack!! Please download this song, it's free music and you have absolutely nothing to lose =P. Also, check out Gifted But Twisted on iTunes, youtube and myspace for more music =D


Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
and he said "Bite me!"
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van



Rated 5 / 5 stars

wow 200 downloads! :D

I want ice cream now.
I like this one? :D

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Still awsome ><

i used to lissen to the origanal alot and this sounds much cleaner xD great job


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I Really Enjoy This Song

You guys got a really good beat here, and it's fun lyrics


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Great song dude

Sorry I haven't written any reviews lately but with college prep ive been really busy, just wanted to say keep up the good work and I will try to check your work out more often when I get settled in college!



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

i guess....

I usually dont like punk, but this is pretty good! I liked the chorus!!!