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Aug 24, 2009 | 5:39 PM EDT
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2 min 18 sec
4.37 / 5.00

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The final remastered version of Ice Cream Man! Off our new CD When Ninja Monkeys Attack!! Please download this song, it's free music and you have absolutely nothing to lose =P. Also, check out Gifted But Twisted on iTunes, youtube and myspace for more music =D


Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
and he said "Bite me!"
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Wow!this is like a professional song!If you could get someone to talk to you you could become famous!Hope you become famous!I'll be your first fan ^^.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Love this song! Is it alright if i could make an animation off of this? :D
I would Of course put up the link to your myspace/itunes/newgrounds.please tell me if its ok :D


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Perfect Timing

Right as he said "running over kids in my mini van" for the first time, the tank animation appeared. lol with a capital L.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

you guys=grateness

thaaat was tite! downloaded, voted 5! dont stop!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


*Still rolling at the "took my scooper and shoved it up his pooper" line*

Omfg. There must be a music video to this song lmao.