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Date
08/24/2009
File Info
Song
5.2 MB
2 min 18 sec
Score
4.37 / 5.00

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Author Comments

The final remastered version of Ice Cream Man! Off our new CD When Ninja Monkeys Attack!! Please download this song, it's free music and you have absolutely nothing to lose =P. Also, check out Gifted But Twisted on iTunes, youtube and myspace for more music =D

Lyrics:

Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
and he said "Bite me!"
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Reviews


RagadraftRagadraft

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome!

This is a great song, and what's kind of funny is while I was listening to this, an ice cream truck drove by.


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SonicWeaponSonicWeapon

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow.

Best song I've heard in a while.
Kudos! 10/10



puntachupuntachu

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Da best

Well this song has been the best i listened to AND I WAS WIPED AWAY this actulally makes good background music for games that involve running over people
SO great and this deserves more than a 10



i9incheri9incher

Rated 5 / 5 stars

dude congrats on the fame

haha I saw the demo of this song, I was blown away that you guys were basically just kids with guitars and a drum set.. thats so awesome dude. it gives me hope someday haha. btw, this song KICKS ASS!



sjcodansjcodan

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This was in punk-o-matic 2

may as well put that in the "Herd in" area