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The final remastered version of Ice Cream Man! Off our new CD When Ninja Monkeys Attack!! Please download this song, it's free music and you have absolutely nothing to lose =P. Also, check out Gifted But Twisted on iTunes, youtube and myspace for more music =D


Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
and he said "Bite me!"
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van



Rated 4 / 5 stars


nice song its funny as hecck!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice song you have here!

This is pretty good, some parts could be better ( like the lyrics ). I just thought this because it seemed like some words you sorta just stuffed together. But overall this was actually pretty great!

Btw it sounds better if you did " I am the ice cream man, running over children in my big white van"

But oh well. Very excellent song I must repeat!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Another great one

Awesome job with this one man, always love what you guys make. My favorite thing about this song would have to be the guitar line, it sounded very awesome and catchy, good job with that. The vocals and lyrics were good, the lyrics were catchy and flowed together nicely and the vocalist sung them in a great tone, excellent job with that. Excellent job here man, 5/5 from me, keep up the good work! :D


Rated 5 / 5 stars


i totally know this band! GBT rocks!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


There's no other way to say it: this song just SOUNDS like punk. It totally brings back memories of some of the old-school punk rock on my iPod...

I kinda want to grab the keys to my mom's SUV and run over some of the neighborhood kids now. Maaaaaybe I should suppress this urge. D:

One important comment: you might want to do a bit more mixing and mastering to this track. Personally I like it just fine where it's at, but doing some more work would give it a good punch.

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