Ice Cream Man!
Credits & Info
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Author giftedbuttwisted
- Date
- 08/24/2009
- File Info
- Song
- 5.2 MB
- 2 min 18 sec
- Score
- 4.39 / 5.00
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- Score:
- Rated 4.39 / 5 stars
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Author Comments
The final remastered version of Ice Cream Man! Off our new CD When Ninja Monkeys Attack!! Please download this song, it's free music and you have absolutely nothing to lose =P. Also, check out Gifted But Twisted on iTunes, youtube and myspace for more music =D
Lyrics:
Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back
I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van
Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
and he said "Bite me!"
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away
I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van
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Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 29, 2009
awesome
good job i think this song is awesome! '' im a ice cream man runing over kids in my mini van'' lol that made me laugh.!10/10
Rated 4 / 5 stars August 29, 2009
nice
sweet vocal melody complimented with simple and fun lyrics = niiice.
interesting song here, but in terms of recording quality, I think the song need work. I think you need to learn to use the Eq a little better, something I have JUST put into practice with good results. I've been honing my mixing skills with all genres (none of which i have on ng) and am willing to help you with that aspect of the song too if you want.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars August 29, 2009
wow
this is the best song ive heard on NG that has words in it
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 28, 2009
Awesome Song
Love the guitar. Lyrics are funny too.
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 28, 2009
xD lol funny shit
All i can really say is: LOL
10/10
I dont know why but it made me lol