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The final remastered version of Ice Cream Man! Off our new CD When Ninja Monkeys Attack!! Please download this song, it's free music and you have absolutely nothing to lose =P. Also, check out Gifted But Twisted on iTunes, youtube and myspace for more music =D


Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
and he said "Bite me!"
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van



Rated 5 / 5 stars


I LOLed till I fell backwards in my chair!!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!!111!!1!!!!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

What Fun!

This is one of those songs that you put on loop and listen to at a party Over and OVER again. It's just so Damn fun to listen to. When Ninja Monkeys Attack is a definite first day buy.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


First one of your songs i have commented on.. all your work is brilliant Keep doing what your doing..

Good Job
~so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper~ Lol... Awesome Lyrics


Rated 5 / 5 stars

that was epic

good job


Rated 5 / 5 stars

very good

is it your liryc??
it's cool