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The final remastered version of Ice Cream Man! Off our new CD When Ninja Monkeys Attack!! Please download this song, it's free music and you have absolutely nothing to lose =P. Also, check out Gifted But Twisted on iTunes, youtube and myspace for more music =D


Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
and he said "Bite me!"
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van



Rated 5 / 5 stars August 29, 2009

very good

is it your liryc??
it's cool


Rated 5 / 5 stars August 29, 2009

Words can't descirbe how much fun i got listening

hahaha nice one! the lyrics is really great :)
well, keep up the good work


Rated 4 / 5 stars August 29, 2009


oh man i knew you had crap for brains but i mean it's lik the crap in your BRAINS has crap for brains


Rated 5 / 5 stars August 29, 2009


good job i think this song is awesome! '' im a ice cream man runing over kids in my mini van'' lol that made me laugh.!10/10

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Rated 4 / 5 stars August 29, 2009


sweet vocal melody complimented with simple and fun lyrics = niiice.
interesting song here, but in terms of recording quality, I think the song need work. I think you need to learn to use the Eq a little better, something I have JUST put into practice with good results. I've been honing my mixing skills with all genres (none of which i have on ng) and am willing to help you with that aspect of the song too if you want.

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