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Date
08/24/2009
File Info
Song
5.2 MB
2 min 18 sec
Score
4.37 / 5.00

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Rated 4.37 / 5 stars
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Author Comments

The final remastered version of Ice Cream Man! Off our new CD When Ninja Monkeys Attack!! Please download this song, it's free music and you have absolutely nothing to lose =P. Also, check out Gifted But Twisted on iTunes, youtube and myspace for more music =D

Lyrics:

Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
and he said "Bite me!"
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Reviews


outrunflipper85outrunflipper85

Rated 5 / 5 stars

this was a lol i like it i give it 5 stars



yobro89yobro89

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I like it so much I set it on loop... Epic song. I need a mini van.


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Battle4EverBattle4Ever

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice song.Now I've found my Dreamjob ^^


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High-TideHigh-Tide

Rated 5 / 5 stars

gifted but twisted ;)


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chimpman2010chimpman2010

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

snappyapple, you didn't watch anything.This is the audio portal. Anyway funny song!


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