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Date
08/24/2009
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Song
5.2 MB
2 min 18 sec
Score
4.38 / 5.00

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The final remastered version of Ice Cream Man! Off our new CD When Ninja Monkeys Attack!! Please download this song, it's free music and you have absolutely nothing to lose =P. Also, check out Gifted But Twisted on iTunes, youtube and myspace for more music =D

Lyrics:

Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
and he said "Bite me!"
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Reviews


High-TideHigh-Tide

Rated 5 / 5 stars September 11, 2012

gifted but twisted ;)


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chimpman2010chimpman2010

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars August 29, 2012

snappyapple, you didn't watch anything.This is the audio portal. Anyway funny song!


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foxstarwindfoxstarwind

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 26, 2012

Oh man, I have been following this song for a while and I still rofl at the part with the skaterpunk! xD
I would love to see someone make a music video for this.


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EnamourEnamour

Rated 4 / 5 stars August 15, 2012

What I was hoping for:

I'll be clickin' by your house about two forty-five
Sidewalk sundae strawberry surprise,
I got a cherry popsicle right on time
A big stick, mamma, that'll blow your mind
'Cause I'm the ice cream man, I'm a one-man band (yeah)
I'm the ice cream man, honey, I'll be good to you.
Baby, missed me in the alley, baby, don't you fret
Come back around and don't forget,
When you're tired and you're hungry and you want something cool,
Got something better than a swimming pool
'Cause I'm the ice cream man, I'm a one-man band
I'm the ice cream man, honey, I'll be good to you.
'Cause I'm the ice cream man, I'm a one-man band
I'm the ice cream man, honey, I'll be good to you.
See me coming, you ain't got no change
Don't worry baby, it can be arranged:
Show me you can smile, baby just for me
Fix you with a drumstick, I'll do it for free
'Cause I'm the ice cream man, I'm a one-man band
I'm the ice cream man, honey, I'll be good to you.
Be good to you, be good to you,
Good to you yeah, good to you yeah, I'll be good to you, I'll be good to you...

But this is good in its own right. The lyrics are satirically dark and even though I mostly dislike punk oriented music this wasn't less likable than anything else I'd heard and I wish you good luck with it. 8/10


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PunkDiva3388PunkDiva3388

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars August 11, 2012

I'm bored :(
(piece of crap?)